Magic Movember

I was going to say something epic about today’s final post. Then I realized I didn’t need to. The most epic facial hair in Magic: The Gathering belongs to David Ochoa.

We’ve had a BLAST bringing you the most epic facial here we can find. This was crazy fun and we hope that you had fun with us.

—Magic: The Gathering Community Team

Sheering sheep, and his mustache. Just another day in the life of the Ovinomancer.

There are two things Tobias doesn’t like.

Mondays
Razors

That’s it.

After attempting to find a Thanksgiving-related Magic card featuring a beard, we bring you Spellbane Centaur… because while remaining totally ripped, he looks like he’s just had way too much to eat.

As the popular saying goes: “Behind every great man is another, bearded man pensively holding Boba Fett’s helmet.”

After 20 days of Movember: “MUST… NOT… SHAVE!”

Being a bear is kind of like having full-on facial hair ALL THE TIME! Alright fine I’ll admit, we’re running a little short on Balduvians for Balduvian Week. Stop complaining and look at this weird bear.

You can tell the awesomeness of a barbarian by how long his facial hair is.

They’re men of few words.

Balduvian hairiness even in death! The only thing to survive are their bones, facial hair, and teeny tiny eyeballs.

Balduvian Week! All of our first posts of the day will feature that amazing Balduvian facial hair! First up, the Balduvian Warlord. He’s unblockable… and dreamy.

Fascist Art Director is appalled with your facial hair. 

We continue to celebrate Mr. Stoker with more Mo-vampires! The Marauders de la Falkenrath sport ‘staches so amazingly sharp that the giant black swords they’re carrying are mostly just for show… mostly.

Arrogant Vampire is too arrogant to wish Bram Stoker a Happy Birthday. We’re not. Happy Birthday Bram!